To the doo-doo head who stole one pumpkin, smashed one, and placed the third on a neighbor’s porch, you suck and, well, you suck.
To horrible people everywhere: you also suck and I hope you stop hurting other people.
To my darling daughters, who I love and adore with all my heart: GREAT JOB USING THE POTTY! [...]
Archive for August, 2009
Lucky
Posted in parenting, tagged horror on August 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
What a shit day. And not literally. Just really crappy. How in God’s name did my own mother raise THREE brats! I now understand much of why she has memory problems, attention span issues, and an inability to complete sentences. JUST LIKE ME. I swear today was one of the worst in recent history. And [...]
twin toddler haiku #6
Posted in toddler haikus, twins on August 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
pudding brain is mine
I’m tired…. may I nap?
I guess not, I don’t get naps
Suddenly, this summer…
Posted in TV, crochet, grandparents, library love on August 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Oh look! I am alone. Sitting in the library. Have already typed more than one sentence and there is nothing haiku-ish about this entry. Finally, my parents made it up here this week. Isn’t there something important I’m supposed to be doing? Like buying lots of cat litter, or yet another trip to the grocery [...]
twin toddler haiku #5
Posted in raising twins, toddler haikus, twins on August 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
grandparents today
playdough party not with me
thank you mom and dad
The other half
Posted in daycare on August 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
People with no children tell me all the time that it isn’t that big a deal to put your kids in full-time daycare.
twin toddler haiku #4
Posted in toddler haikus, twins on August 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
bedtime tyranny
it’s like she is a pharaoh
and I am her cat
twin toddler haiku #3
Posted in toddler haikus, twins on August 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
ready, steady, go!
they scream before they jump up
then laugh when they land
twin toddler haiku #2
Posted in toddler haikus, twins on August 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
noodles well eaten
library loud but hush! shhhhh!
public bathroom poop went well
twin toddler haiku #1
Posted in toddler haikus, twins on August 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
pool backyard, potty
rocks and plastic toys washed clean
chinese noodles lunch?
